Admittedly the person that came up with brutally irrational idea that money cant buy happiness was a pre-menstruating woman. Or maybe a group of women, some kind of pre-menstrual focus group about their mutual hate of man. I'm in a serious catch 22.
Men and Women are very different breeds, and very different views on everything. We did a small survey and truly the answers speak for themselves.
Q. What are your thoughts about love?
Woman: Love is the most beauti.... (she went on and on, but you get the idea)
Male response was simply the movement of thrusting pelvis backwards and forwards, with little passion, it looked like a very violent gesture.
I would like to say that they are both right, but God says that lying is a sin.
-Love is the sound of your intercourse partner screaming like a stab victim.
-Love is high-fiving when you get an erection whilst above and beyond the drink drive limit.
-Love is baby oil.
-Love is dinner on the table when you arrive home.
-Love is accepting the awkwardness of the queef.
-Love is bare back upon such a regular basis, provoking pafing. (penis chafing)
This gives you the honest unbiassed truth about the bond between a man and a woman. And the easiest way to achieve for yourself and become truly happy is by purchasing a sex slave, keeping the reciept for an updated model in the future. All joking aside its important medium with your partner, one that will clean the dishes for a reasonable price; if you have done your research and feel that buying own is out of your price range then grow your own like Proffesor Fritzl. (honory proffesor awarded by scunthorp polytechnic a proffesor none the less)
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| Proffesor Fritzl, happy and on holiday in beijing. |
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