A message from Rhodri to Tabs

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RT 12:24
Last night, I arranged to watch a film at this medics house who literally has aphrodities body, just the milkiest biggest tits in Cardiff. Got to hers circa 10pm, watched about 15 minutes of Kiterunner, got her naked and just went in HAM. Tore her up bare back viciously. Took a 10 minute post come break and just hit that shit again froggystyle. It was almost wrong the way we made love. I showed her no respect but after the finalshot to the mouthshe asked me to stay to cuddle. Obviously this was blasphemy so I told her I had an early lecture and left asap. TO MY DELIGHT I had a text from a Hollister whore who was in Revs asking where I was, so as I drove home I told her I just got back from Revs and suggested she should get a taxi to mine.The filthy whore obliged. She arrived, i took her upstairs, didn't even high five or hug her.
"I'm cold" she said
"My dick is warm"
She refused to take the hint, so I mounted her chest. (This spanned over a 28 seconds period)
Then just had her suck my dick, pinned down, at times forcing deep throat very much like throatfucking.com. Didn't even wash it having preeviously ruind medic girls fallopian tubes 10 minutes earlier. When she finished the deed I told her to get a taxi home. She did. Whore. I'M BACK TO BEING A GREAT PERSON!xxx

DT 12:34
Agreed. x

The Megabowl Report

MEGABOWL:- The assembly of a group of heroes, fighting the beer pong war to become the ultimate status of "more covered in beer than everybody" It is the mortal combat of SEGA, the Milk shake of porn http://xxxbunker.com/2666177, it is what post birth vaginal plastic surgery is to husbands in need, it is the moment saying No turns in to a court case. IT IS GLORIOUS.

(please note: This is a real event, only 2 desks were destroyed making this film. Stick with the full 2 minutes)

The beautiful moment in the final, where lives were changed for the better. Some people liken this moment to the falling of the Berlin Wall. It reminded me more of the birth of Jesus. We can all agree that Baby P made us proud with his Swan Dance début, Baby P is currently training to be a member of the Royal Ballet School we all wish him the best of luck.

Other mentions go to Nathan Bedford Forrest (first Grand Wizard of the KKK) who managed to distribute his semi-digested dinner in to his own pointed face mask.

BE A GOD AMONGST MEN!!