Introduction

Welcome to the most exciting blog ever written by your hosts (it's our first) and our best yet. I don't want to hold you back, just enjoy this full bodied feature that will make you smile for days to come. This is a Skype conversation that was had between two fine gentlemen, on a Wednesday I think, but cant be sure it's full of poetic language, we are romantics.

[13:03:58] Rhodri Thomas: im going to take a child, circumcise it and make you breath through its dick skin

[13:05:04] daniel_tabatabai: im going to shave a monkey and cellotape its fur to your face

[13:05:29] Rhodri Thomas: im going to turn a fish inside out and rub it on your chest

[13:06:06] daniel_tabatabai: im going to get an ecyclopedia and drop it on your cock

[13:06:45] daniel_tabatabai: i must shower now

[13:06:56] Rhodri Thomas: im going to burn the pubes of your father and make you smell it

[13:07:00] Rhodri Thomas: i must shit now

[13:07:17] daniel_tabatabai: we should really write a film

[13:07:38] Rhodri Thomas: lets do it

[13:07:47] daniel_tabatabai: ahhhhh fuck uni

[13:07:57] Rhodri Thomas: fuck it

[13:13:00] daniel_tabatabai: seriously.... im going to make you snort your own come, whilst i chew tin foil

[13:13:48] Rhodri Thomas: im going to slap you in the thigh while i pour honey into my anoose

[13:15:43] daniel_tabatabai: im gonna catch a small fish and slap your balls with it.

[13:15:57] daniel_tabatabai: wow thats not even funny

[13:16:07] Rhodri Thomas: thats just science

[13:17:12] daniel_tabatabai: im going to staple a tail on you and beat you like a penata

[13:17:52] Rhodri Thomas: im going to hog tie you and fist you with my dick

[13:18:34] daniel_tabatabai: im going to eat slightly undercooked scrambled egg out of your belly button

[13:19:59] Rhodri Thomas: im going to lick your back and then dry it with tiny balls of a pre-pubescent squirrel

[13:21:43] daniel_tabatabai: im going eat cereal out of your bumbum

[13:23:13] Rhodri Thomas: im going to spread your asshole apart with a reverse vice grip and then fish for nuggets of shit with my mouth