SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES

Snow white and 7 dwarves. 

I’m going to label this as one of the more inappropriate Disney stories. Essentially- a queen hunts down an attractive girl, severely roofies her with an apple and 7 small, dwarfed men put her in a glass coffin. These seven dwarves are enchanted by the lady in a coma and suffer irresistible urges to fuck her when she obviously needs medical attention. Eventually a tall prince finds her, is attracted to her despite surely looking emaciated and stinking of bowel movements. He forces the blue balls dwarves to move her and in doing so, they dislodge the magical roofie in her throat, she wakes up and falls in love with the tall prince.

"I'm going to hit this shit from the back"

Several problems with this story:

1. There is no explanation to how such an effective roofie is forged without modern technology.
2. Was a glass coffin necessary? So that the dwarves can now watch her body slowly decompose? I guess the easy-wipe feature of the glass was an advantage.
3. THEY NEVER SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION.
4. Does this mean all dwarves enjoy necrophilia? Food for thought.
5. On the upside if snow white had said to one of the dwarves “go down on me” he could simply reply, “I’m already down on you.”
6. I just don’t see how a man could be attracted to essentially a dead body protected by a clan of dwarves suffering from blue balls.
7. Surely for a second he must have questioned the situation he walked into was a hoax? He was being Punk’d? Or this was a strange dwarven sex cult?
8. If they made a Snow White 2 it would surely be a full on gang rape situation with 7 dwarves just going at her with no mercy.  Then Papa Smurf would pop out of nowhere, like “I’m going to eat our your ass!!”
9. Number 8 was completely factual.