This is an age-old question that Bible seems to neglect to explain or even have a chapter on. I think it would fit in nicely just after Corinthians-I have no idea what is in Corinthians but I hear that shit a lot at weddings.
Let’s just look at the evidence:
1. First thing God does when creating his new race is just make one man and one woman. He’s like ‘Fuck making more than two people, now I can focus my attention entirely on these, naked, confused, vulnerable and sexually inquisitive young people.’
2. As God is ‘all around us’ he must have watched them awkwardly fuck for the first time.
3. Further to this he then watched their children fuck.
4. He then watched 3 generations all fucking each other. Pure brother on sister vaginal intercourse.
5. Obviously once the world’s population had grown God needed his fix again. Perfect timing for a big fuck off flood? Yes.
6. Forcing not only Noah and his family but also a bunch of animals to be the only survivors. I imagine he included animals on the cramped boat for 40 days and 40 nights in the hope that a member of Noah’s family would crack and take a Panda doggystyle. Sick motherfucker.
7. According to the bible no bestiality did take place although personally I think that’s bullshit.
- Finally after surviving the flood God watched as Noah and his family were all forced to fuck each other in order to repopulate the world.
- Who knows when God gets this urge again but surely it will be any day soon. Just hope you are one of the lucky ones who die and you are not forced to fuck your family members while the almighty pervert watches.
- Merry Christmas.
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