A simple post.

Frequently, I find myself masturbating 3 days worth in one hit, often 3 days of tension and congestion, and this build up of semen traffic must be relieved. 

As the pressure, I like to call astronautic testicular pressure, reaches an all time high, the eruption is often beyond my expectation, causing a reaction called come-fucked. This is where any garment; you or your friends around you are wearing becomes engulfed in a glaze of come. Making that garment come-fucked and unwearable.

Note: Beware of masturbating clothed before a night out, lets be honest, it happens to the best of us.